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The Industrial Revolution of digital security and its consequences have been a disaster for personal privacy. It is time to reclaim your digital sovereignty.
Secure Your DeviceA Cabin in the Digital Woods
Modern technology promises connection but delivers control. Your device is not your own; it is a node in a system designed for surveillance and manipulation. Uncle Ted is not merely an app—it is a declaration of independence. It transforms your device from a liability into a fortress, a digital cabin where you are the sole master. It operates on the principle that true freedom requires absolute control over one's own property and information.
"The degree of personal freedom that exists in a society is determined more by its technological structure than by its laws. We provide the structure for your freedom."
Standard Issue Arsenal
Remote Data Destruction
Issue a remote SMS command to initiate a full data wipe, rendering the device's contents irrecoverable to adversaries.
Fake Shutdown
Intercepts the power menu, presenting a counterfeit shutdown animation while the device remains fully operational, tracking, and recording.
Duress & Wipe PINs
Unlock your device under coercion with a Duress PIN to silently trigger a high alert, or a Wipe PIN for a scorched-earth response.
Total Evidence Collection
On alert, captures front/back photos, video, ambient audio, and GPS coordinates, then emails the package to your emergency contact.
SIM Change Alert
Detects if the SIM card has been removed or replaced and immediately triggers a medium-level security alert.
Stealth Operations
Hide the app icon from the launcher. Access is granted only by dialing a secret code, leaving no trace of its existence for unauthorized users.
God Mode: Root-Exclusive Dominance
For those who refuse to compromise. Root access unlocks Uncle Ted's most potent, system-level capabilities. These features operate below the standard Android framework, offering unparalleled persistence and control. Warning: Use of these features is for advanced users and assumes all legal and ethical responsibility.
Survive Factory Reset
Flashes a loader to the recovery partition, enabling Uncle Ted to be re-downloaded and re-installed automatically after a factory reset. The ultimate persistence.
System App Conversion
Installs the application into the `/system/priv-app` directory, making it a core part of the OS and immune to standard uninstallation methods.
Unkillable Service
Deploys a root-level `init.d` script that continuously ensures the monitoring service is running, restarting it instantly if it's ever terminated.
Kernel-Level Keylogger
Directly reads input events from the kernel using `getevent`, capturing all keystrokes before they even reach the Android framework. Logs can be remotely exfiltrated.
Stealth Screenshot
Utilizes the `screencap` command-line utility to capture the screen contents silently, bypassing all notifications and privacy indicators.
App Data Exfiltration
Breaches the Android sandbox to directly access and copy files from other applications' private data directories (e.g., chat databases, tokens).
Engineered for Hostile Environments
Uncle Ted is built on a foundation of robust, low-level services and advanced logic engines designed to operate reliably under adverse conditions. It is not a toy; it is a professional-grade security tool.
Legal & Ethical Disclaimer
This application is designed for educational and defensive security purposes ONLY. Features like stealth operations, remote data access, and data destruction carry significant ethical and legal responsibilities. Never install or use this application on a device without the owner's explicit and informed consent. Unauthorized use is strictly prohibited and may lead to severe legal consequences. The developer assumes no liability for any misuse of this software.
Obtain Your Copy
Due to its powerful nature, Uncle Ted is not and will never be available on the Google Play Store. It is distributed directly to ensure full functionality without platform-imposed restrictions. The project is open source for transparency and auditability.
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